In front of the likes of Naomi Campbell, Princess Stephanie, Victoria Silvstedt and Kunty Karl, Prince Albert of Monaco married Charlene Wittstock in a religious ceremony yesterday afternoon. The rumor that Kunty Karl will turn into small pile of crushed bright white dead nightmares if he even makes half of ... Read More

  A couple of days ago, Sweetas brought us the news that Aaron Carter opened his mouth on the face that meth built about his time with Michael Jackson, and what he said made the glass on Detective La Toya's monocle fog up and crack. Daphne Barak from OK! Magazine Australia ... Read More

Because it's Pussies in Peril Week here on Dlisted, I present to you MOG! Mog has had a rough (Sorry for the bark sound, Mog) time lately. It all started when Mog and his owner's house was seriously damaged in a flood. That gets one "Heal him, lord!" hand up ... Read More

So Hef teared in his shaken-not-stirred verrry dirty martini for a whole week and a half, straightened up his silk jammies, and got another trick to ride his Viagramobile. Bitch boom bye Crystal, it was nice knowing you. Okay, not really. TMZ says the new toddler in Hef's playpen is Miss ... Read More

Anyone that has had kids possibly knows of the joy of getting rid of a kid's pacifier... there's not a more perfect parent in the world that knows this to be TRUE FACTS more than VADGE!!! VADGE is stiiiiiiiiiiilllllllll sucking on the pacifier known as Baby Brahim (aka Jello Pudding's ... Read More

The Patron Saint of Unwed Mothers, Bristol Palin, dropped a bomb in her book "Not Afraid of Life: My Journey So Far" that the suave and charming Levi Johnston stealth ninja'd in and "stole" her virginity in the night. Basically ho got so drunk on wine coolers (Really? Fucking wine ... Read More

Bernie Madoff woke up singing THIS with a little morning wood this morning for the first time since he got little MaryJane Rottencrotch to sink her lemonade stand profits in to a LIFE CHANGING INVESTMENT!!! Lady Dipshit sold tsunami relief bracelets for $5 stating all proceeds would go to the ... Read More